Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and he still hasn’t got an oscar
Both parents think you two will be all:
But all you want is to be on tumblr like:
So you try to have conversation with him/her but there’s nothing to talk about so you’re just like:
So you tell them you’ll be right back, and you run to your room like:
And you go on your computer like:
Then you come back, and you repeat this throughout the time they are at your house.
UNLESS the person is hot. Then you’re just like:
(via dude-where-is-my-pie)Source: laughzone
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GHOD
what the fuck does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and whirled it over my head until it flew
one time i put my entire leg in one and it exploded
Then there is this person ^
(you perfect human being)
(via story-of--a-girl)Source: manda
I ASSUME THAT THEY HAVE INVENTED TIME TRAVEL BY NOW AND I AM WONDERING WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE NOT YET RETURNED TO MY HOUSE IN 2013 WITH THE DVD BOXSET OF SERIES 3 OF SHERLOCK. STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME, FUCKFACE. I EXPECT BETTER OF YOU.
Maybe it hasnt come out yet
Maybe it hasn’t come out yet
(via story-of--a-girl)Source: poco-loki