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fallincastiel:

i am bored of tumblr but at the same time i am addicted to tumblr 

(via pizza)

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badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(via vanillaspeech)

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miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments

(via hi)

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You ever just have a really good comeback and your pumped and you say it and they just reply with “what” cause they don’t get it. Like fuck you I was proud if that and your stupid ass didn’t get it!!

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penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

(via bandsboobsandink)

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clearlypositive:

one time in the second grade i forgot how to spell corn on a test so i cried

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gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

(via iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin)

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sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

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bouhous:

hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare

(via bewbin)

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deadgilberts:

the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class. 

(via twirlduckie)

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basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

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blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

(via twirlduckie)

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

(via youngseizy)

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  • Me: procrastinating on tumblr
  • My parents: can you please-
  • Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
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mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(via we-are-infinite-sweetheart)

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